Anonymous asked: Will you relate your best sexual experience to the group? You seem pretty open about these kind of things.
This one time I had sex with a person. It was awesome. We did some stuff I’d done before and some other stuff I hadn’t. Afterwards we had a chat. It was very fun. Later, I had a shower.
Anonymous asked: You get to shag any bird AND bloke from all of history ever. Who would you pick and why?
ELIZABETH TAYLOR AND RICHARD BURTON. TOGETHER.
Anonymous asked: What's the most pain you've ever felt?
A few years ago I worked in a bar and while taking out the rubbish I got the bin bag caught on a step and a broken bottle swung out and slashed open the back of my ankle, meaning I needed 7 stitches.
Strangely I don’t really remember that hurting, at all. However what did hurt was when, about 4 months later, I was walking down Piccadilly Circus and I slipped on an uneven paving slab, tearing the tendons in my just healed heel.
I remember sitting down at a bus stop and thinking the world had gone totally white, and trying not to be sick between my knees. The lovely thing was, absolutely no-one asked me if I was ok, and I cried my eyes out for a good five minutes before I was able to limp away. Ah London, I love you.
Anonymous asked: Oh, and off the back of the crying question, WHY did you last cry?
So this one started with ‘when did you last cry?’ and followed up with this:
The short answer is on Friday, briefly (a minute or two) and about a boy. I really don’t think either of us want to go into more detail than that.
Anonymous asked: Why is it that someone you no longer have an emotional connection to can still make you feel like utter shit?
I feel you, no seriously, I feel you.
Whenever I feel myself going through this I get so angry for allowing myself to feel hurt by someone who I don’t care about, don’t like, and don’t want to have feelings for anymore. It’s torture. And then I realise sometimes you just have to let yourself feel those awful terrible no good feelings and just realise that feelings are often illogical and revolting.
But don’t ride the feeling for too long, you get one go, maybe three at a push, then you have to start finding ways to distract yourself or you end up like Miss Havisham.
Anonymous asked: Do you have any Twitter crushes?
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe? Do you? I’m very bad with crushes and will happily live in awkward land forever until one day I’m drunk/giddy on cola bottles and then blurt out inappropriate things in the middle of a conversation. It’s a curse.
Anonymous asked: What's the most scared you have ever been?
Probably while waiting for the dentist to see me after I ate some cake and my tooth broke in half. It was the longest 2 hours of my entire life.
Anonymous asked: Have you recently had or are you due for your period?
Ok this is the last impolite one I’m answering: go fuck yourself.
